Nina Says

Brian text 😁

Some last wishes are more personal than expected. 😂

Teacher: "Kids, what does the chicken give you?" Student: "Meat!" "Very good! What does the pig give you?" "Bacon!" "Great! And what does the fat cow give you?" Little Timmy shouts, "Homework!" My friend thinks he is smart and told me an onion is the only food that makes you cry, so I threw a coconut at his face. A child asked his father how people were born, dad said Adam and Eve made babies and so on, but mom said we evolved from monkeys, kid ran back saying "You lied!" and dad replied "No, your mom was talking about her side of the family." What happens to a frog's car when it breaks down? It gets toad away. Teacher asked students to use "beans" in a sentence, one said my father grows beans, another my mother cooks beans, third said we are all human beans! 😂 Perfect short viral jokes for your AI girl standup.

The teacher said, "If I gave you two cats, then two more cats, and then another two cats, how many cats would you have?"
The little boy said, "Seven."
The teacher smiled and said, "Let's try again. Two plus two plus two equals...?"
"Seven."
Frustrated, she asked, "Why do you keep saying seven?"
The boy shrugged.
"Because I already have a cat at home."