CEO Oliver

3 degree.

Three!!

Dats wot mumma sayed tonite gonna be!!!

Ummmm dat's furrreeeezing!! How am I gonna surrrvive dat? I don't even has a heated bed or blankie!!!

Anyone wanna adoptz me? Gotta have a heated bed tho!!

Big woop....

Mumma sayed I have to wish Griffy Boo happy burrrfday cos apparently he turns 4yo today

I sayed... excoooose me... what about me?? I purrractically 10yo soon and nobody wishing me nuffin. No treats. No cuddles. Nuffin!!

Plus da Boo doesn't even do his wurrrk!

I haz a complaint to make about ma Complaints Officurr!!!

But fine. I'll do it. See wot a goodest man I iz??

Happy Purrrday Griffy.. or wotever... you prolly gonna eat ma treats today... bit rood... but ok..

Hope your day is boring... I mean good and fun 🙄🙄

Also... make surrr you at wurrrk tomorrow ok... cos I got a few complaints to make...

Mumma wants me to tell everyone bout her vet check up yesterday...

Wot?? How rood!! Instead of talking bout me and ma magnificenses she wants me to talk about stoopid sista

Ok fine

So da stoopid vet lady (HAHAHA was so funny when Sista got in da cage fing.. was so furrreaking glad it wasn't me going to the stoopid vets)

Anyway da vet lady says Ava doing realllly well. Her tummy felt great when she squished it... no gastroparesis or wotever... her arthritis better.. her blood sugar purrrfect.. says her coat looks better and she looks much happier... well DUHHHH she has ME furrr a bruva of course she happy Lady!!!!

She says she has to stop eating chicken... and mumma says dat mean I has to stop chicken... WOT????? How rood!!! We will see bout dat Lady!!!

Stoopid Susta yelled at the door for 5 hours after she came home... I fink she got mental purrroblems... she always do this after a vet visit... weirdo

Anyway there ya go.. stoopid update bout stupid Susta... you happy now Mumma? Can we talk bout me now????????

Mumma got away wiv dat camera. I'z rechurrrrging in da sun!!!!