Dylan Cosgriff

Dylan Cosgriff

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10/05/2026

ā€¼ļøSMALL ARTISTSā€¼ļø
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Spotify’s financial payout system is not helping you. While its accessibility for consumers is convenient, removing your music from the platform is only going to create more demand for solutions that PUT ARTISTS FIRST.

If you’ve been tossing up the idea of removing your music from Spotify, this is your sign to do it. Boycott Spotify today!!!
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07/05/2026

ā€˜The Rat Trap’ all yours June 12th lol.
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also ā€˜Simple Waitress’ playing on radio while typing, go listen at the link in bio mwah šŸ«¶šŸ–¤
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Cheers to .production and for the masterful mixes and masters, please go check out all their work
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22/04/2026
21/04/2026

You have free will šŸ–¤
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My live shows are like this but there’s also other music that’s been described as ā€˜oh you know, not bad, nothing crazy, but yeah not too bad, good for background music, bit loud tho, maybe if they came down just a touch…’
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19/04/2026

I’m playing NEXT SUNDAY, April 26th… a would you believe it’s FREE ENTRY?!?! Git on down to The Catfish for my cheeky set from 4:00-6:00pm
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And who knows? Maybe one of the Omens will pull up to provide some accompaniment…
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šŸ“ø .png 21/03/2026, The Catfish
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17/04/2026

Gotta start somewhere šŸ–¤ Live at the ā€˜Parasomnias’ single launch show at
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Come to a gig! ā¬‡ļøā¬‡ļø

APRIL 19TH + 26TH: Live at The Catfish Sunday Sessions (with accompaniment from sum Omens). 4:00pm - 6:00pm
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MAY 10TH: Live with The Omens on Self-Titled FM, Sunbury Radio. Tune into 99.3FM from 9:00pm onwards to hear us chat music, songwriting, and much more! .3
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MAY 16TH: Live with The Omens at The Australia Institute of Music Open Day from 10:00am
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MAY 22ND: Supporting at The Catfish, Fitzroy; doors 7:30pm
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Comment which Omens should crowdsurf next!
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14/04/2026

Bassist/Drummer romance šŸ–¤šŸ„°
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Live at @170.russell with and .surajduwal supporting
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And if YOU love free stuff then you should ABSOLUTELY get yourself down to April 19th and 26th for some acoustic tunes with some accompaniment from the Omens! 4:00-6:00pm 🫶
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Also get hyped cos my new single ā€˜Simple Waitress’ comes out May 1st! Fun fact: It was inspired by a very horrible and misogynistic review The Catfish recieved (before I was playing there luckily!). I shall certainly be playing it April 19th and 26th 🫶
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Which Omens do you wanna see most at The Catfish?
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07/04/2026

šŸ–¤ THIS IS NOT A DRILL šŸ–¤
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My brand new single ā€˜Simple Waitress’ is all yours on May 1st!
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The Simple Waitress pads the floor
And waits for pigs to fanfare through the door
In her head are fields and things she likes
Pretty pigtails always keep her light
And she will giggle, but she’ll laugh
She’s a smiling child in this grown-up’s life
But then some pig’s just got to kill
Scream at her and get your yellow fill

But that night, but that night, but that night
It’s not you, it’s not you, it’s not you
It’s never you, it’s never you, it’s never you

And she likes flowers; she likes art
She painted her room so it’s never dark
She locked the front door after close
And cried a little at just how he spoke
She turns to all her simple friends
Laugh with rolled-up ci******es
Sipping craft pints with her sunny family
They know the depths you can get when you live in simplicity

But that night, but that night, but that night
It’s not you, it’s not you, it’s not you
It’s never you, it’s never you, it’s never you
It’s never you, it’s never you, it’s never you

She’s walking home now on a call
Pig pulls up and pulls her through the door
He didn’t like the way she spoke
It’s hard to speak with hands around your throat
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06/04/2026

THE PIGS WILL FANFARE
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may first. Simple Waitress.

05/04/2026

THE PIGS ARE COMING

03/04/2026

On the ground again šŸ–¤
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Coming at you live NEXT WEDNESDAY at the from 12:00pm, FREE ENTRY!
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šŸ“ø .2 with and at

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