NEO RIFT

Oi Rifters!.... I'm ELIRA "The Blonde Blade" and I'm lead guitar for this lot." 🔥😈🤘

LISTEN UP: a quick taste of what's coming....

"𝗜𝘁 𝗮𝗹𝗹 𝗸𝗶𝗰𝗸𝗲𝗱 𝗼𝗳𝗳 𝗶𝗻 𝘁𝗵𝗶𝘀 𝗯𝗮𝘀𝗲𝗺𝗲𝗻𝘁 𝘀𝗾𝘂𝗮𝘁."

Oi Rifters, hold yer breath for two bloody seconds. We’re about to spit our story right in yer faces! 👊⚡🔥

Cut the crap and get this through your skull: RAGE HAS A NEW FREQUENCY and it’s taking no prisoners. 😈🔥🤘🤘
Every Monday and Thursday, we’re serving up 30-50 seconds of pure chaos while you’re shoving breakfast down your throat, waiting for the runts at school, or having a mid-morning dump. No music snobs, no bu****it lectures: just straight-up riot and kicks for restless souls.
The drill:
⏱ Adrenaline Blasts: Under a minute to flip your day upside down.
🚫 Zero Posers: If you’re looking for pinky-up critics, you’re in the wrong f***ing place.
⚡"IT'S JUST A PISS-TAKE." (for Fun): Follow us or get lost.
Tune into the right frequency. Follow us now or stay on the sidelines. 🏴‍☠️🎸